Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary Review Haiku

Hail, it’s Master Chief!
Watch as he runs in circles.
Hark, old game is old.

Gaming Haiku: L.A. Noire

The crooks of L.A.
try their best to evade Phelps,
but will see justice.

Game Review Haiku: LEGO Star Wars III: The Clone Wars

Break stuff and build stuff.
Now CN’s show is funny.
Damn you, game glitches.

Game Review Haiku – The Sims Medieval

Medieval dollhouse.
Play a Prince or pauper; same
Sims, now with missions.

Gaming Haiku: Super Mario Galaxy

A man among stars
soars through scores of galaxies
to save his princess.

Gaming Haiku: Killzone 3

Helghast never cease
The ISA cannot leave
War persists onward.

Game Review Haiku: Mass Effect 2: Arrival DLC

Nothing is as seems.
Reapers are coming.
Bring on ME3.

Game Review Haiku: Mass Effect 2 DLC: Lair of the Shadow Broker

Liara’s story.
The Shadow Broker must die.
Wow, so he’s a big….

Gaming Haiku: Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit (2010)

Breakneck speed races
pit the law against outlaws –
bust or get busted.

Gaming Haiku: Metal Gear Solid

On Shadow Moses,
Snake prevents a nuclear war,
but new danger looms.